Difference between revisions of "The Kevin and Bean Show Segment"
| Line 16: | Line 16: | ||
<font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Hold up one second. | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Hold up one second. | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 1:'''</font> The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. ''[First guy laughs during this]'' | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Alright, now that we got that in... | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Alright, now that we got that in... | ||
| Line 22: | Line 22: | ||
<font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> H-Hold on. | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> H-Hold on. | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 2:'''</font>This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Right, so he turns this... | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Right, so he turns this... | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 3:'''</font> This dialog contains sexually explicit content. Viewer discretion is advised. | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> He's a guy, who-- | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> He's a guy, who-- | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 4:'''</font> These images are too shocking for young children. | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> ---he's sitting, he's sitting--- | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> ---he's sitting, he's sitting--- | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 5:'''</font> A warning: the following you're about to see and hear is explicit. Viewer discretion is advised. | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> ---he seems to be sitting in his room and he's describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who want to video tape this and put it up on the internet for people to know these sorts of things about him and I figure, there must be some other reason he's got. | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> ---he seems to be sitting in his room and he's describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who want to video tape this and put it up on the internet for people to know these sorts of things about him and I figure, there must be some other reason he's got. | ||
| Line 50: | Line 50: | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font>And he's developed a ''cult'' of people who can't believe what he's talking about. Yes. | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font>And he's developed a ''cult'' of people who can't believe what he's talking about. Yes. | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 6:'''</font> Parental discretion is advised. | ||
<font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Alright, so, um, this is ''him''... | <font color="DarkRed">'''Presenter 2:'''</font> Alright, so, um, this is ''him''... | ||
| Line 58: | Line 58: | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Alright, here we go. | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Alright, here we go. | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 7:'''</font> If you have little children nearby and you allow them to listen to this conversation, [[Sonichu's and Rosechu's children| you are a bad parent]]. A ''really'' bad parent. You are seriously ''[censored]'' up. You with illegitimate kids and your bad judgement and whatnot. | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> He's a little bit of an [[obesity|overweight]] guy with a [[hair|receding hairline]], he's wearin' the-y'know, the [[chris_and_fashion|polo shirt]], and he's in what looks like his [[chris's room|bedroom]] with-it has to be dozens and dozens of action figures behind him. He looks like he'd be a sci-fi geek. | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> He's a little bit of an [[obesity|overweight]] guy with a [[hair|receding hairline]], he's wearin' the-y'know, the [[chris_and_fashion|polo shirt]], and he's in what looks like his [[chris's room|bedroom]] with-it has to be dozens and dozens of action figures behind him. He looks like he'd be a sci-fi geek. | ||
| Line 70: | Line 70: | ||
<font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Which makes it all the more disturbing. | <font color="DarkCyan">'''Presenter 1:'''</font> Which makes it all the more disturbing. | ||
<font color="YellowGreen">''' | <font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 8:'''</font> This program contains graphic images that may be disturbing to sensitive viewers. The people profiled all survived. Discretion is advised.''' | ||
[''The presenters all laugh''] | [''The presenters all laugh''] | ||
Revision as of 11:40, 15 May 2010
The Kevin and Bean Show Segment is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled The Kevin and Bean Show on KROQ 106.7 FM in California find one of Chris's Captain's Logs and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend 2 and a half minutes playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape.
This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about Christian Weston Chandler and his antics.
The video
Transcript
Welcome to the show!
Presenter 1: --he's just a weird, geeky guy and he... [trails off] ...you're not usually a stellar choice, but tomorrow, you'll find out why it's 'Top Gun Day'. Apparently there's a new holiday joining the calender, guys, that we didn't know about. Top Gun Day.
Presenter 2: Hmmm...!
Presenter 1: Find out more about that, also actor Steve Zahn's gonna join us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Comedy section of KROQ.com. I'm wondering if this is a real guy, you know, a real geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius and this is some kind of crazy character he's created. What do you guys think?
Presenter 2: Hold up one second.
Viewer discretion warning 1: The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. [First guy laughs during this]
Presenter 1: Alright, now that we got that in...
Presenter 2: H-Hold on.
Viewer discretion warning 2:This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.
Presenter 1: Right, so he turns this...
Viewer discretion warning 3: This dialog contains sexually explicit content. Viewer discretion is advised.
Presenter 1: He's a guy, who--
Viewer discretion warning 4: These images are too shocking for young children.
Presenter 1: ---he's sitting, he's sitting---
Viewer discretion warning 5: A warning: the following you're about to see and hear is explicit. Viewer discretion is advised.
Presenter 1: ---he seems to be sitting in his room and he's describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who want to video tape this and put it up on the internet for people to know these sorts of things about him and I figure, there must be some other reason he's got.
Presenter 2: It sounds-- by the way, if he's an actor, then he's a genius.
Presenter 3: Yes.
Presenter 2: It sounds like he's gotten some responses to videos that he has already video taped of himself and put up on online.
Presenter 1: He also has his own little YouTube channel.
Presenter 2: Yes
Presenter 1:And he's developed a cult of people who can't believe what he's talking about. Yes.
Viewer discretion warning 6: Parental discretion is advised.
Presenter 2: Alright, so, um, this is him...
Presenter 3: [Mumbles quickly. She laughs during this]
Presenter 1: Alright, here we go.
Viewer discretion warning 7: If you have little children nearby and you allow them to listen to this conversation, you are a bad parent. A really bad parent. You are seriously [censored] up. You with illegitimate kids and your bad judgement and whatnot.
Presenter 1: He's a little bit of an overweight guy with a receding hairline, he's wearin' the-y'know, the polo shirt, and he's in what looks like his bedroom with-it has to be dozens and dozens of action figures behind him. He looks like he'd be a sci-fi geek.
Presenter 2: He's not talking about sci-fi.
Presenter 1: He looks like he's in his late... twenties, maybe even thirty.
Presenter 3: Aging badly.
Presenter 1: Which makes it all the more disturbing.
Viewer discretion warning 8: This program contains graphic images that may be disturbing to sensitive viewers. The people profiled all survived. Discretion is advised.
[The presenters all laugh]
Presenter 1: You won't wanna survive though after you hear it, here's the dude.
Playing the video
Chris: Captain's Log, uh, Stardate April 28th 2009.
Presenter 1: Anyone who starts with Captain's Log, Stardate...
Presenter 3: Yeah.
Presenter 2: You've got a guy who belives he's living on the bridge of the Enterprise.
Presenter 1: That's correct, yes.
Chris: Uhh... a-about... it's- it's a...good idea some-uhhh, if uh it's a good idea, but, uh.
Presenter 1: Now, he's referring to a video that he put up that people are questioning.
Presenter 3: Okay.
Presenter 1: They're saying, "Why would you do that?". So he's referring to- I think it's a good idea if it doesn't bother you, but if it does bother you, then you don't have to do it.
Presenter 2: What's he talking about?
Presenter 1: ... you'll find out.
Chris: You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I recycle my own [BEEP]. [The beeped word is 'semen', for you newfags and retards]
Presenter 2: Oh, wow.
Chris: Yes, I recycle it.
Presenter 1: Ok, you could use your imagination but its something that comes out of the body.
Presenter 2: Yeah and its...yeah.
Presenter 1: And by the way it seems to me, and i think this is a rule of thumb, nothing that come sout of the body, needs to be saved or recycled...
Presenter 2:[Laughs in the background]
Presenter 3: No...
Presenter 1: ...or treasured
Presenter 3: ...no, just let it go.
transcribed to around 3:34
Sauses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtcJZPlQurw&feature=related
Go