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[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user.]]
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|left|Typical /cwc/ user.]]


'''/cwc/''' is a [[Chris]]-related image board that served as a notable hangout for [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] rejects, newfags, and people who believe ANONYMOUS IS LEGION, etc. Despite the concentrated amounts of faggotry, Krapplefags were notable in being above [[ED]] and [[4-cent_garbage|4chan]] in the [[troll]] hierarchy.
'''/cwc/''' is a [[Chris]]-related image board that served as a notable hangout for [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] rejects, newfags, trolls, drawfags, trolls, [[Fan: Index| fanfic writers]], trolls, irritating mods, and trolls. Used to be something of a back-up for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] when [[110mb]] was around. The mysterious [[Bryan Bash]] occasionally posts to enlighten some the extreme [[slow-in-the-minds]].


The <s>late</s> great [[Clyde Cash]] used to frequent the board to provide the lowly serfs with [[da update]]. However, some users have reported seeing posts made by Clyde's ghost.
[[Image:Redbackground.jpg|right|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep away Chris.]]
[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]]. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.


While despised by many PVCC and #sonichu regulars, /cwc/ was notable in that it provided a place to discuss Chris-chan when [[110mb]] went down, which caused both [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] and [[CWCki]] to go offline.
On 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having '''terabytes''' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.


[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]], yet his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words."
== Notable goings-on ==


On 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire krapple board, was permanently deleted for reasons yet unknown (cancer).
[[Image:Bubblesxsilvana.jpg|thumb|right|Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/]]


It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan.
===Ivy Appears===


== Notable goings-on ==
[[Ivy]] decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and [[Fail|brilliant]] suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much [[IBA|later]]. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.
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=== White knight leaks ===
===Geneva===


=== <s>Ivy Appears</s> ===
A [[pedofork]], originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alms, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of [[Julie Reveals Herself|the infamous revelation]]. Instead of noting the other trolls telling [[BlueSpike]] to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to [[Parody|take credit]], complete with ironic victory speech [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9p139Z3Lc].
<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=1727 The post]</s> BALEETED


=== Closed due to spam ===
===[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]===
Then August 2nd, a counter-troll named [[Geneva]], under the guise of Kimmo Alm, owner of Anontalk.com (a pedophile forum that frequently spams imageboards) suddenly decided to attack the innocent site and flood it with CP. So the KKK set up an anti-Kimmo board about fighting back against him.
Geneva however continued to CP flood it, forcing the [[Trolls#CEO|site admin]] to take the board offline. However /cwc/ returned 9 days later.


=== Closed due to counter-trolls ===
Before it was put up on the [[CWCipedia]], the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable Bryan Bash, much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some [[Autism|less than intelligent users]] would question it's validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]].
On August 23, 2009, Geneva once again tried to take /cwc/ offline by blackmailing CEO, the admin of KKK. Geneva's bluff was successful as the board was once again indefinitely taken offline.


On August 27, 2009, /cwc/ reopened for business.
===Deletion===


=== Deleted forever? ===
{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO, summing it up.}}


On November 1, 2009, the /cwc/ page was missing and on the main webpage was a small README, saying:
===The Wallflower===


{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO}}
Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with [[Surfshack Tito]]'s involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her [[Homos|hobbies]] and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|more harassment]]. 


Reincarnated, then baleeted again.


==Typical discussions on /cwc/==
==Typical discussions on /cwc/==
*"BAWWW, I can't get on PVCC!"
*"how do i irc?"
*<s>"HAY GUYS, LET'S GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD!"</s> [[Rollin' and Trollin'|It happened]].
*"I WANT TO PUNCH CHRIS IN THE FACE AND/OR SEE HIM CRY."
*"Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
*"Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
*"Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
*"Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
*"[[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]] IS SO COOL AND I WANT TO BE LIKE CLYDE."
*"Mods are faggots."
*"[[BLANCA]] SUCKED ASS"
*"OMG I think I'm wet for Chris for real you guys."
*"[[PANDAHALO]] SUCKED ASS"
*"OMG I have secret info/live in [[Ruckersville]] for real you guys"
*"[[IVY]] SUCKED ASS"
*"THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
*"THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
*"[[BLUESPIKE]] WENT TOO FAR"
*"[[BLUESPIKE]] WENT TOO FAR"
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*"[[KACEY]] SUCKS ASS"
*"[[KACEY]] SUCKS ASS"
*"[[JACK THADDEUS]] SUCKS ASS"
*"[[JACK THADDEUS]] SUCKS ASS"
*"THIS BOARD SUCKS ASS"
*"What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
*"What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
*"RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
*"RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
*[[Asperchu|"I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"]] (success)
*[[Asperchu|"I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"]]  
*"Let's dig up [[Patti Chandler|Patti's]] corpse!"
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker!"
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse!"
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY!"
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY!"
*[[Random Access Humor|Random off-topic bullshit]]
*[[Random Access Humor|Random off-topic bullshit]]
*"I think thats a samefag."
 
==Typical /cwc/ Responses==
*"u mad?"
*"Great idea, you should get a tranny to dig up Patti next."
*"I TROLL U"
*"cool story bro"
*"(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"
*"Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."
*"Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."
*"The background music sucks ass"
 


==IRC==
==IRC==
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== External links ==
== External links ==
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/ /cwc/ - the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan imageboard] BACK IN BUSINESS</s> BALEETED
*http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/ /cwc/ - the original TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan imageboard, now dead
*[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/, reincarnated]
*[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/, reincarnated]
*[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n Legi0n IRC, the official /cwc/ IRC channel @ irc.helldive.org #legi0n]
*[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n Legi0n IRC, the official /cwc/ IRC channel @ irc.helldive.org #legi0n]

Revision as of 22:13, 24 May 2010

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Typical /cwc/ user.

/cwc/ is a Chris-related image board that served as a notable hangout for PVCC rejects, newfags, trolls, drawfags, trolls, fanfic writers, trolls, irritating mods, and trolls. Used to be something of a back-up for the PVCC when 110mb was around. The mysterious Bryan Bash occasionally posts to enlighten some the extreme slow-in-the-minds.

All it took was words and a red gradient to keep away Chris.

Ivy has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful white knight. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.

On 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having terabytes of anime on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.

Notable goings-on

Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/

Ivy Appears

Ivy decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and brilliant suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much later. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.

Geneva

A pedofork, originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alms, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of the infamous revelation. Instead of noting the other trolls telling BlueSpike to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to take credit, complete with ironic victory speech [1].

CWCRockin4Way.jpg

Before it was put up on the CWCipedia, the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable Bryan Bash, much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some less than intelligent users would question it's validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled Warning - Naughty Women ;).

Deletion

“ everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz ”
CEO, summing it up.

The Wallflower

Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with Surfshack Tito's involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her hobbies and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, more harassment.


Typical discussions on /cwc/

  • "Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
  • "Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
  • "Mods are faggots."
  • "OMG I think I'm wet for Chris for real you guys."
  • "OMG I have secret info/live in Ruckersville for real you guys"
  • "THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
  • "BLUESPIKE WENT TOO FAR"
  • "BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"
  • "The Field Agents STILL suck ass"
  • "KACEY SUCKS ASS"
  • "JACK THADDEUS SUCKS ASS"
  • "THIS BOARD SUCKS ASS"
  • "What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
  • "RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
  • "I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"
  • "Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY!"
  • Random off-topic bullshit

Typical /cwc/ Responses

  • "u mad?"
  • "Great idea, you should get a tranny to dig up Patti next."
  • "I TROLL U"
  • "cool story bro"
  • "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"
  • "Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."


IRC

/cwc/ has an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former ED sysop januszeal. Although not responsible for any sagas, it does serve as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some #sonichu members and trolls from various other communities.

External links

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