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A Jerkop is a mall security guard or police officer. The word itself is a portmanteau of "JERK" and "cop." Female Jerkops are sometimes called Janekops.

In the Sonichu comics, Jerkops serve as the villainous private army of Mary Lee Walsh, until Sonichu liberates them from Mary's control in Sonichu #10.

Jerkops typically resemble human beings wearing red, white, or brown police-style uniforms. Rank and file Jerkops are depicted in an even simpler fashion than the other background characters in the Sonichu comics. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies. Their female counterparts, Janekops, look about the same, except for their prominent breasts and neck-length hairstyles.

Chris would later elaborate on the Jerkop uniforms on the CWCipedia. White uniforms were for low-class Jerkops, such as new recruits. Red uniforms were for an intermediate rank, possessing "Good Amount of Expierences and Combat Skills." Finally, brown uniforms were for the highest class, including Jerkhiefs and Jerkop Daitenzen such as Bagget.

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