Barbara Chandler
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| Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with Sarah May | ||
Chris's mother. Constantly babies and tells Chris how handsome he is. Believes that he is so irresistible to women, Panda will not stop kissing him once she meets him. She is also the mother of Cole Smithy but has no idea who the father is because she's Maury Povitch trash.
Despite being called handsome, Chris went with his mom to his senior prom.
She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for trolls, does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.
Has not slept with Bob Chandler for some many years.
Gallery
Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
From her 55th birthday.
Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Barb with Aunt Corina, Uncle Tom, and Aunt Herriet.
The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Poor Barb, Chris put fucking Sonichu on HER birthday cake.
And Barbara today, aka Snorlax. 27 years with an autistic manchildren can really take its toll. Also, fun fact: that's Desi, not Scamper.
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