Exposing Jeff
CWC - Exposing Jeff is a video where Chris "exposes" CChanSonichuCWC. A large portion of the video has the same Christian music Chris played in Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back blaring in the background making it very difficult to hear him.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Video Description
At least with Kacie, I did what was my sole design and course in communicating with her, WARN Her Heavily about her going out with the Name-Stealing, Document-Counterfeiting Thieving Impostor. In all fairness, if I went right in and forwarded then explained right at the start, she would not have listened to me. She called me ugly, distasteful and other hurtful adjectives in loose talk with me while I was in disguise.
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Well Mr. Brown-Stripe, I want to get a few things off my mind while I'm thinkin' about it. I know the truth. Your real name is Jeff. You've been talking to this guy named dantupletits@yahoo.com. About sex money and whatever. And oh yeah, we're gonna troll me some more, the real me. And also, I've been talkin' to Kaycee. I did not have any intentions at all except to let her know who you about you been lying through your teeth about my name, my identity, counterfeited those documents... the driver's license and yet even after all that she still cares about you, man, but I will bless you and her with the eternal happiness of being together. All I would as you to do is just come clean. No false documents. A real name. A real name. You're not the original creator of Sonichu, I am. So give it up already. I know. And more importantly Kaycee knows. And just to get it out of the way this is song #4 for me, I'mma go ahead and give you a sample of what I would like you to play for song #5.
This was a song that I was I was turned on to by my Australian gal-pal PandaHalo did the best Chris-Chan Sonichu art ever among other fanarts, got a cover #10 for her real books the real books available on the real CWCipedia, the official Sonichu and Rosechu site of 2009 and beyond.
Anyway I want you to think about this song I'm gonna tell you about. It's called "Lift Up Your Eyes" from The Planet Shakers. [cut] And you have to pay a dollar for this song and it's not available for free download. And it's a wonderful song.
[Chris grimaces as Jesus music plays]
I also wanted to let you know, Jeff, if that is your real or if you are actually another Christian Weston Chandler in name only that I have been labeled a number of times before by my past real or not real by my past not real Internet gal-pals even though I've associated with real ones and their names still hold a place in my heart. Proven troll, Blanca Weiss. Real woman, Sarah Jackson, died in an automobile accident with a truck. Her sister Rita was also high functionally autistic. I know I often use that as a crutch and I have the papers to back it up but that is not the case. I should not need to prove that, though I can prove that. I have the legal documents. The only thing I am guilty of makes me feel and I get the wrong impression is that I'm sometimes actually slow in the head. I can't think of everything so quickly. I admit it. I'll even say the word: I'M RETARDED. But am I perfect? No. Nobody's perfect. But God and Jesus love those who are proud of their own name. Is that really your name, Christian Weston Chandler? Or is your real name Jeff something? Because God will not love you very much, or will have less respect for you if you steal other people's names and take credit for their own work. I actually have police people investigating you, and detectives. The Greene county sheriff and his group. My father voted for him. He met him at the fruit stand. When he was being elec- when he was- when he was running. I forgot his name, though. But I shook his hand. I shook his hand and he accepted a job to go against you. I can lift up the charges easily. All I ask you to do is just take away your claim for being the original creator of Sonichu, because you are not. If I wanted paper, that you made your medallion from I would go to Wal-Mart and get 500 sheets for 5 bucks, or even Sam's Club, get 700 sheets for 7 dollars. But, my hand drawing, the real hand drawing, [makes stupid gestures, probably his signature] copyright, Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia, who went to Manchester High School, in Chesterfield county, Virginia. And in the state of Midloth-.... around the city of- around Midlothian not sure if I heard that right. But it is definately part of the retardedness, I sometimes feel my head- I have moments of quick speed thoughts when I'm actually on a roll, but I know, I'm not perfect. If you really wanted to pretend to be me, you would not one-up me. You play real guitar, good for you. You speak French and German, in addition to Spanish, good for you. But the real fact is, the real Christian Weston Chandler, which is me, can be so much better. Yes. But all I ask, is that you just give it up. Let it go. God loves you by your real name, so quit assuming the one that you stole. Please. And also, please. Give Kacey- continue to give her the kindness and respect that you have been giving her as she has told me in confidence. And I hope that you two will be happy together. Please. Just stop this game. Although the Singstar contest will continue just for fun. Just for fun. I just wanted to let you know about the fifth song I want you to sing. You can tell me what you want me to sing, next, after your next track if you decide to upload one. But in the meantime, I'm just gonna say, I wish you luck in your love, that you have found successfully. I'll find mine one day, I know it. No one's gonna keep me down. It feels like it's been forever, but I stumble out of the darkness and into the light. Fighting for the things I know are right. Even though I make mistakes, I say the wrong choice of words, I'm man enough to admit it. Nobody's perfect. But with the one who loves your name (syncs up with the song) one who loves your name.
[music stops, jumps to another cut]
But I'll just have you know, I am being a winner. I actually have friends in real life, and they are helping me branch out to make the official Sonichu merchandise, so please, also stop with your fake, shoddy, [something beeps] stuff. Because it's not worth it. And quit saying that you go to church. My church. Because you are not. You live near Detroit. That's up in Michigan. You don't drive over seven hours just to come to my church on Sundays. So just, stop it. Stop pretending. Please Jeff. And please, continue to keep Kacey happy. Your play.