My Coke Rewards

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Chris, the closet telenovela fan. Who'd have thought?

My Coke Rewards is a loyalty program that rewards frequent Coca-Cola drinkers with various products.

Chris has 8000 points, equivalent to 2666 bottles of Coke, or just shy of three bottles drunk every day since he started cashing in his points. That's enough to buy the most valuable prizes available through the program four times over.

Needless to say, the effects are staggering.

Chris's Coke Habits

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Chris in the future, walking down a pier with someone else's child his son Reginald. The resemblance to Mom is uncanny.

For any bottle (including water but psh, Chris wouldn't buy water now would he?) it is worth 3 points. Yes, that includes the 2L bottles. Any 6 pack of 14 ounces is worth 18 points. (Water does not come in this pack) Any 12 pack of cans is worth 10 points. Any 24 pack of cans is worth 20 points. Any 36 pack of cans is worth 25 points. (Water does not come in this pack)

Date Point per Soda Amount of Soda Bottles/Cans of Soda Total Points Bonus?
3/6/07 3 3 3 9 No
3/8/07 3 9 9 27 No
3/10/07 3 7 7 21 No
3/13/07 3 4 4 12 No
3/14/07 3 10 10 30 No
3/15/07 3 7 7 21 No
3/18/07 3 8 8 24 No
3/24/07 3 4 4 12 No
3/26/07 3 4 4 12 No
3/27/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/1/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/3/07 3 9 9 27 No
4/7/07 3 8 8 24 No
4/8/07 3 6 6 18 No
4/10/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/12/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/14/07 3 8 8 24 No
4/17/07 3 2 2 6 No
4/19/07 3 1 1 3 No
4/21/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/22/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/25/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/28/07 3 10 10 30 No
4/29/07 3 9 9 27 No
5/2/07 3 18 18 54 No
5/2/07 0 0 0 10 Yes
5/3/07 3 2 2 6 No
5/5/07 3 10 10 30 No
5/7/07 3 7 7 21 No
5/9/07 3 4 4 12 No
5/12/07 3 10 10 30 No
5/13/07 3 10 10 30 No
5/14/07 3 1 1 3 No
5/16/07 3 10 10 30 No
5/17/07 3 10 10 30 No
5/21/07 3 8 8 24 No
5/22/07 3 8 8 24 No
5/23/07 3 9 9 27 No
5/26/07 3 10 10 30 No
5/27/07 3 9 9 27 No
5/31/07 3 19 19 57 No

Chris's rewards

In return for his prodigious consumption of caramel coloring and high fructose corn syrup, Chris has picked up a wide variety of prizes through the My Coke Rewards program. His choices include $25 worth of credit at SonyStyle.com, $50 in gift certificates for Simon Malls (Simon is the real estate company that owns and operates Charlottesville Fashion Square), five free game and movie rentals from Blockbuster Video, 40 free song downloads and one free album download from Rhapsody.com, $25 more in Rhapsody.com store credit, a set of the Mexican soap opera Rubi on DVD, $30 off the purchase of season six of 24 on DVD, and one free 20-ounce bottle of any Coca-Cola product.

He also acquired a "30+ Minute Downloadable Motivational Workout Music Mix," which he has clearly never used will never use in his life. Period.

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