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Episode 1

Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin
Stardate 10 September, 2009
Episode 1
Other Featuring the voices of Cartoon CWC, Sonic, Kel, Rosechu and Sonichu
The OFFICIAL Sonichu Videobooks
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Transcript

'Ello, you should know me by now, this is Christian Weston Chandler here!

[Shows High School Ring, grabs Scrapbook of Fail]

And I'm sittin' behind the camera as I'm about to start off my own regime of the uh, audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks.

[opens Scrapbook] Vivian is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But, anyway, just to make it clear, you know, any names, persons illustrated in any of the comic books, except that of me that may seem similar to anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. So anyway, lets begin.

The c- the cover for Book Number Zero. Yeah, the hand drawn premiere issue.

Chris: Go, Sonichu! Go out and zap to the s- extreme!

Sonichu: [nasal] "I will! Thank you, Father!"

And we're just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.

Narration: Our story begins in an open field five miles from the city of Station Square which is under siege by the Perfect Chaos Monster. While Sonic the Hedgehog ponders over the destruction, a wild male pikachu takes notice of the far off destruction.

Pikachu:"Piiika? Hm?"

Chris: "Hmm. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and author of this comic series. And this stor- and this is his story and nothing less."

[Jump cut to next page] Meanwhile!

Sonic: Errr. [SFX: WSSHH-Pshh.]

[Chris preforms a horrible acapella of what is presumably Sonichu's theme music, while quickly shoving the camera past all the panels on the page. He finally stops on the panel of Super-Sonic colliding with Pikachu]

Sonic: Ouch!

[The camera scans over panels of the Rainbow erupting from the collision. SFX: WSSHH-GASP]

Narration: About 15 miles away... there's a girl raichu. And she gets hit! Hit by the chaotic rainbow that will change their lives forever...

[FSSHHW] Kel comes out. At the cottage. "Raichu I saw the... [gasp] who are you and what'dja do with my Raichu?"

[gasp] "Kel, I am your Pokemon. I was hit by a rainbow, and now I have transformed!"
"Oh my, you're as beautiful as a rose."
"As a rose? I need a new name, since I am a new Pokémon, so you can call me... Rosechu"
"Mm? Ohh... Wha? [gasp] I've changed. Huh? The battle is on! I've got to help! It's time to zap!" [sound effects]
"Well, I almost got 'em."
"RAAARGGH!"
"THUNDAAAAAAaar!"
[crowd cheers] Yaaaay. Yay. Sonic. Sonic. Yay.

Later on,

"Wow, what a battle. Not only that but I've received super speed, and a new body, and above all else, I'm able to talk like a human now. And apparently, I look like that hedgehog I've helped earlier. From the cheers, I guess his name was Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic had just about the same abilities as I do now, and I guess I am now a hedgehog now too. I am a new Pokemon, I am no longer a pikachu, so with that inspiration I am now... Sonichu!"
"And from then on, Sonichu went on to make new friends, as well as enemies, and he will use his abilities to stop evil and save the world. Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!"