User:AlfredNTheFettuc

Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.

PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.