User:ICouldntThinkofAUsername

Been a lurker for a while, and now I made an account. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with it but hello for now.

I literally couldn't think of an alternate username to my usual ones, so ICouldntThinkofAUsername was born.

Who am I, really?

It doesn't matter who I really am. I have a typical, everyday life outside this wiki that I'd rather keep private. All I will say is that I'm a southern lass living in Texas and that I'm studying marketing and media production.

If you absolutely insist on calling me something besides my username, you can call me Coulda.

Miscellaneous Shit I Don't Mind You Knowing

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.

The Simpsons Fan This user is a fan of The Simpsons and wishes Chris would take down that Marge poster.