User:KenKaniff/Sandbox/Praetor
Praetor is a group of old, overweight enablers who have many edgy ween mannerisms. In October 2020, photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on Instagram. On 8 November 2020, Chris uploaded a sermon that he delivered to them. As of yet, how their relationship with Chris began is unknown. The group can be contacted on Twitter and Instagram (linked above). On November 15, they posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart. In the cart was a Pikachu mask and a stun gun.[1] Most likely it was done for shock value (hence the ween mannerisms) but only time will tell what they plan to do with this.
They are supposedly "officially partnered" with Chris, and on 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.[2] The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart.[3]
| “ | (Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.) | ” |
| Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit | ||
Gallery
The Etsy medallion in question
- Praetor Instagram tags.jpg
The gang of four in all of their glory
What do they plan to do with that taser?
Look at that shit-eating grin.
Note the bald spot in his hair.
Chris looking like a deer in headlights
Wearing a filthy shirt, medallion, and magic stones.
