Taser Discussion

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

“	this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it	”
Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.

Taser Discussion is an audio file involving Chris, the Watchmen, and Praetor, leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021, in which Chris discusses wanting to use a taser, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his magic stones would assist with activating the Dimensional Merge.

In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.

The full audio was released on 30 June 2021, lending new context to the nature of the discussion.

Original Clip

Taser discussion
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Stardate	8 February 2021
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Description

From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a Watchmen member:

Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.

Transcript

Caden: I- I-

Watchman 1: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.

Caden: I don't think they were either.

Watchman 1: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [laughs]

Caden: Not even a little bit.

Watchman 1: Even-

Watchman 2: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?

Caden: The testing video?

Watchman 2: Yeah!

Watchman 1: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for lulz"?

Caden: Well, we're gonna-

Chris: I'll do it.

Caden: WAT.

Chris: I'd volunteer.

Watchman 1: What? [laughs]

Chris: I'd tase myself.

Watchman 1: [laughs some more]

Chris: In serious and in joke, I would.

Caden: Look, are you sure-

Watchman 1: Oh no...

Caden: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.

Watchman 1: Oh no...

Caden: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?

Watchman 1: OH NO!

Caden: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.

Chris: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.

Uncut Version

A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.

On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.

CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)
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Description

The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.

The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:

Who was in the wrong? you decide.

Transcript

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On February 8, 2021. Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.

After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.

For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...

until now.

Originally recorded on February 8, 2021

Audio begins.

Analysis

In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a misdemeanor). This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police must have a good reason to use one.