User:Elbow-Greased Strongman/Philosophy
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Chris holds philosophical views that are inconsistent and incoherent.
Impossibility of perfection
One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.
Rather than let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good', he lets 'imperfect' be the enemy of 'decent' when 'decent' is something he falls short of.
first line of defense
- His fiscal irresponsibility is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.[1]
- Regularly shitting your pants doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".[2]
- Being forbidden from donating blood because of possible imbalances from hormone replacement therapy is "Outright Bogus" because "NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels".[3]
- Sperm banks rejecting people for their poor health is bad since "There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA".[4]
(I like to joke that it's surprising he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all living humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.)
Solipsism
| “ | I have known ALL of my life I was special for some reason, counting being First-Person Perspective Camera 0000000001 | ” |
| Chris, on Twitter | ||
Chris's egotism is readily apparent (humble, sane people tend to not believe that they are deities)
Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own