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An example of Chris's bent Duck.
QUACK QUACK
ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.
Chris, on his duck.

CWC-ism for penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it was an intentional euphemism.

Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.

Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.[1]

See Also

Sauces