User:YawningSquirtleRedux

“	*Bitches. Welcome to my page. Please leave offerings of illicit substances and I'll get back to you.*	”
YawningSquirtleRedux irl

Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.

CWCki Jerkop This user is a Jerkop on CWCki who bans vandals from this region.

Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.

PVCC This user is a member of PVCC. Praise Mary!

#sonichu Reg This user is a regular on #sonichu

Yawning Squirtle This user is a bonafide Squirtle, and as such is very fond of hash and the motherfucking moon.

Latest from the motherfucking moon

• Reworking The IBA saga
• Taking part in March Mumble Madness!

What I'm doing here

Someone needs to keep an eye on Chris-chan, and the TRUE and HONEST Christorians are just the people to do that. Of course, I spend alot more time on here than most, but I'm still no closer to understanding the mad inner machinations of the manchild.

I try to keep people on the CWCki in touch with what is happening on PVCC, as information often appears there before it makes it here. I also spend alot of time doing useless things, like editing the grammatical errors and changing formats. I'm not a grammar Nazi however.

What you can do to help

• Vandalism? Bring it to my attention.
• Got a question for me? Talk page it
• Need some oh-so-sweet Moon-pot? I'm your man (or Squirtle, as the case may be)
• Want to start editing CWCki but not sure where to start? Press that 'Random page' button, and dive right into the madness!