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Once upon a time, Simonla Rosechu (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange rosechu with the intelligence of a "cinder-block" who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion. The world sighed in relief, knowing that the beast was dead. Or so they thought...
She was originally a fan character submitted by Evan named Simonchu, until Chris instead added breasts and a china and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to masturbate to. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest "Simon the Rosechu", la being the Spanish word for "the"; cf. Megagi La Skunk.
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