Britney Spears
Britney Spears is an American "singer", whore, and favorite "Music Star" of Christian Weston Chandler.[1] Her personal levels of fail almost match his own, and much like Chris, has a tendency of making a complete jackass of herself by appearing in unflattering photos.
When playing a game of Pokemon with Lucas, Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.[2]
After Sarah Hammer grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears."[3]
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of her solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in this video (Ironic, because only gays like her music).
Tributes
Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit "Crazy" called "Feel So Lonesome". In a similar fashion to "So Need a Cute Girl", it consists mostly of Chris whining about being a virgin with rage, and that girls won't go out with him because they are already taken.
Near the end of the Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "Crazy" ringtone.