I Love You, Catherine
"I Love You, Catherine" is a video uploaded to YouTube, by Chris, on October 4, 2014. The video contains an apology to a girl named Catherine, who is presumably the mystery sweetheart Chris had posted about on Facebook in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing a skirt and stockings throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old high school sweatshirt.
Note that the video has the usual murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in "Hello, my sweety baby".
Summary
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| I Love You, Catherine | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 4 October 2014 |
| Subject Matter |  Love
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Tour of Chris's House II | |
Transcript
["Theme from A Summer Place" playing in background]
--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... *stress sigh*... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back.
Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously.
Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that.
Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.]
I can't stop loving you~
Deep within my heart~
So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~
and the depths of my soul~
[dramatic pause]
I love you.
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