Waifu

“	We're still gettin' to know each other ... and it's all in my head, really. ... Y'all are welcome to share your waifus anytime.	”
Chris on his waifu, Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

A waifu is, generally speaking, a female character from an anime or video game that a person is attracted to and considers a significant other. Chris, however, chooses to use 'waifu' in the modern sense, to refer to a dakimakura, a body pillow. So far, the only references Chris has ever made to a waifu is in two videos from May 2016. He introduces his waifu as "Naru".

In which Chris introduces "Naru", with whom he has spent a glorious two weeks, and there is nothing wrong with that.