April 2019 videos
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This page contains Chris's videos from April 2019.
Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future
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Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video
- Main article: Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video
We Need some gas money, Please, Help.
In his first begging video in over 100 days, Chris makes a begging video on Twitter for gas money.
We Need some gas money, Please, Help. | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 23 April 2019 |
Performance Style | Handouts |
Saga | Financhu Crisis |
Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video |
Transcript
Hey everybody, got a little situation here. [Turns camera to face fuel gauge on car, which reads that the tank is about 1/8 full, then camera returns to Chris' face.] Less than an eighth full of gas in our one s-tangible vide-vehicle here, and, in pocket money only [Car horn honks] as well as a little bit of [pauses and adjusts camera] ...petty cash. [Turns camera to show out window] And I'm stopped by the way, I'm in the yard at home. Anyway, I need like 20 dollars for gas, please. Please help me out. Really need it so we can use this van, before our money-so we can use this van some more before our money comes in by next week. It's like next Wednesday or Thursday! Nyeeeeeeeeh! Thank you.
@MintendoMerd
The following morning, CWC fan MintendoMerd replied to the above begging video[1]:
I’ll be willing to donate but could you first wish me a happy birthday, I’ll donate more if it’s a video |
Chris agreed.
@MintendoMerd | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
Performance Style | Handouts |
Saga | Business |
Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown |
MintendoMerl was thrilled:
Worth it
This was much better than I could of anticipated, thank you I am now a legend among my friend group Chris Chan made a video for me, I’m actually pissing pure blood right now NO REALLY PLEASE SOMEONE CALL THE 911 HELP |
Transcript
Hello Bintendo Merd! Iiiiit's a happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome one, YAY!
Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!
Chris wishes a happy birthday to Twitter orbiter MKRNightVee.
Also, Happy Birthday to MKR! | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown |
Transcript
Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥
Chris gleefully points out that a ween's glitter bomb attempt failed.
Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥 | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 24 April 2019 |
Performance Style | Smug |
Shirt | The Manchild Meltdown |
Transcript
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