Officer Nasty

“	ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury	”
Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November

Chris's only sexual partner (bar that anime doll he was banging in this video (the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!)) to date and the only Jerkop that he trusts...

Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)

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See also

• Sex toys
• Julie
• Kimmi