List of Chris's lies
Chris, not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently lie to save face.
In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the trolls. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond).
In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a rule 34 of Megan).
This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.
Chris's Lies
- Chris claims to be related to Anne Boleyn, impossible since her ultimate descendant is the Virgin Queen Elizabeth.
- In a Mumble chat[citation needed], he claimed that the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear was photoshopped, despite the fact he willing consented to these photos.
- Chris claimed to have a new sweetheart named Chloe to save face from the Blanca breakup, possibly to outwit any would be trolls from trying to take Blanca's place). Yet if he was seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca if he was already seeing Chloe? Also, who on Earth would make out after eating at Taco Bell of all places? He apparently met Chloe IRL at Gamestop and they apparently struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women[1].
- Chris said he took a trip to Redmond. He lied because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."[2]
- Chris claimed[citation needed] that the DVD that trolls procured wasn't the "director's cut" yet the DVD had all the features that had been described before trolls even came into contact with Chris.
- Chris claimed[citation needed] that received the medallion and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" is destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with Robert Simmons V[citation needed], Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
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