100 2281
100 2281 is a video Chris uploaded on 15 October 2010. In it, he shows us how he acts drunk, guzzling down alcohol with great abandon and dressing up and speaking like a "gangsta". Though, the way he speaks sounds more like Cleveland Brown of The Cleveland Show and Family Guy fame.
During the video, Chris looks like he is about to cry while he's telling off Lars.
Video
| 100 2281 | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 15 October 2010 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy, Comedy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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Transcription
[Chris trying to act like a niggo, ends up looking like a drunk fuck]
Hey, yo, Lars my man. Word on the street is y'all bu-word on the street is here we is y'all is trying to ju-misjudge me with that dang old jivin' lingo dat the trolls been using. You calling me a God dang homosexual, I tell you what, bro, that ain't the truth. I'm straight, man, I was born straight. I loves my woman, and I loves the pussy.
[Takes a swig of Kaluha, and cringes.]
And this Aka-chaka [?] coffee ya drink, huh...tell you what, if that be-if that was considered if that was considered an equal to a Aka-Chakja [?] milk, I tell ya, that's jive, man. And y'all drink, y'all drink, man. [?] [waves the kaluha bottle towards the camera.] You Jivin'. You Jivin'.
I mean if you had-d-d-- I mean, C'mon man, you go and dang...[brief pause]...go put your boats over Jackie like dat. Dat's straight down, yo, [Gives two thumbs down.] thuuuumbs down. You ain't got nuthin', bro. You got nuthin. So quit trying to win Jackie back with them god dang lies those trolls come up with. You know what? That just makes you one of them. And they be trollin' you back. They troll you back, dawg.
[brief pause]
You think about that. You think about dat, you jive ass turkey. [turns off camera]
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