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'''Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance''' is the signature attack of Chris-Chan Pure, the duo of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystallina Rosechu]]. The move has been used only twice, owing to the fact that Crystal was trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] one issue after her introduction in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. | |||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
In a retarded fancomic which rips off anime as a matter of course, the Lance still manages to stand out as the most absurd, weeaboo move in the entire series. | |||
The attack was first used in the finale of [[Sonichu 4]]. Crystal had just rescued Chris from the clutches of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Determined to end the threat of PVCC once and for all, the duo joined hands. Chris-Chan summoned Blue Thunder, while Crystallina summoned Orange Thunder. Holding their free hands in the air, they spoke the following words: | |||
The attack was first used in the finale of [[Sonichu | |||
CRYSTAL: Our Unique, Wonderful Souls.... | CRYSTAL: Our Unique, Wonderful Souls.... | ||
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CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall crush your Evil Hearts and Dark Souls! | CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall crush your Evil Hearts and Dark Souls! | ||
They then pointed their free hands at Walsh's crystal ball, the orange and blue energy blasts mingling together as they converged. | They then pointed their free hands at Walsh's crystal ball, the orange and blue energy blasts mingling together as they converged. The resulting destruction not only destroyed the crystal ball, but reversed Walsh's spell, changing the Private Villa back into Piedmont Valley Community College. Walsh and [[Count Graduon]] were unharmed, as they wisely teleported away before the attack was completed. | ||
In [[Sonichu | In [[Sonichu 5]], the Chris-Chan Pure used the attack again, this time to defeat the [[CADD Chef]] during Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of [[CWCville]]. The same motions were used, except this time the tandem used a slightly different speech: | ||
CRYSTALLINA: Our Unique Souls... | CRYSTALLINA: Our Unique Souls... | ||
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CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall brighten and crush your Black Hearts! | CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall brighten and crush your Black Hearts! | ||
The extent of the damage done to the CADD | The extent of the damage done to the CADD Chef was not depicted in the comic, although it was not seen again for the rest of the battle, so it was most likely rendered inoperable, at the very least. | ||
Shortly afterward, Crystal became trapped in the Dark Mirror, where she has remained ever since, leaving the future of Chris Chan Pure, and their Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, in doubt. | Shortly afterward, Crystal became trapped in the Dark Mirror, where she has remained ever since, leaving the future of Chris Chan Pure, and their Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, in doubt. | ||
==Proper Spelling== | ==Proper Spelling== | ||
While the name of the attack was almost certainly intended to be the "Chr'''i'''s-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance", Chris identified it both times in the comic as spelled without the letter "i", as if this were his intention. | |||
While the name of the attack was almost certainly intended to be the "Chr | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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==Inspiration== | ==Inspiration== | ||
The attack motions and speech are a rather shameless rip of the attack done by the heroes of the Anime series ''Pretty Cure'', right down to the "beautiful souls crushing evil hearts" part. The only part of the attack that wasn't stolen was the name; since the attack is called ''Marble Screw'', this is considered a lost opportunity. | |||
The attack motions and speech are a rather shameless rip of the attack done by the heroes of the Anime series 'Pretty Cure', right down to the "beautiful souls crushing evil hearts" part. The only part of the attack that wasn't stolen was the name; since the attack is called 'Marble Screw', this is considered a lost opportunity. | |||
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[[Category: Special Attacks]] | [[Category: Special Attacks]] | ||
Revision as of 16:56, 22 March 2010
Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance is the signature attack of Chris-Chan Pure, the duo of Chris-Chan Sonichu and Crystallina Rosechu. The move has been used only twice, owing to the fact that Crystal was trapped in the Dark Mirror Hole one issue after her introduction in Sonichu #4.
Description
In a retarded fancomic which rips off anime as a matter of course, the Lance still manages to stand out as the most absurd, weeaboo move in the entire series.
The attack was first used in the finale of Sonichu 4. Crystal had just rescued Chris from the clutches of Mary Lee Walsh in The Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Determined to end the threat of PVCC once and for all, the duo joined hands. Chris-Chan summoned Blue Thunder, while Crystallina summoned Orange Thunder. Holding their free hands in the air, they spoke the following words:
CRYSTAL: Our Unique, Wonderful Souls....
CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall crush your Evil Hearts and Dark Souls!
They then pointed their free hands at Walsh's crystal ball, the orange and blue energy blasts mingling together as they converged. The resulting destruction not only destroyed the crystal ball, but reversed Walsh's spell, changing the Private Villa back into Piedmont Valley Community College. Walsh and Count Graduon were unharmed, as they wisely teleported away before the attack was completed.
In Sonichu 5, the Chris-Chan Pure used the attack again, this time to defeat the CADD Chef during Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville. The same motions were used, except this time the tandem used a slightly different speech:
CRYSTALLINA: Our Unique Souls...
CHRIS-CHAN: ... shall brighten and crush your Black Hearts!
The extent of the damage done to the CADD Chef was not depicted in the comic, although it was not seen again for the rest of the battle, so it was most likely rendered inoperable, at the very least.
Shortly afterward, Crystal became trapped in the Dark Mirror, where she has remained ever since, leaving the future of Chris Chan Pure, and their Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance, in doubt.
Proper Spelling
While the name of the attack was almost certainly intended to be the "Chris-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance", Chris identified it both times in the comic as spelled without the letter "i", as if this were his intention.
Gallery
CHRS-CHAN
PURE
PULSE-JOLT
LANCE!
Inspiration
The attack motions and speech are a rather shameless rip of the attack done by the heroes of the Anime series Pretty Cure, right down to the "beautiful souls crushing evil hearts" part. The only part of the attack that wasn't stolen was the name; since the attack is called Marble Screw, this is considered a lost opportunity.