Difference between revisions of "For Chris II"
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Chris makes vague, ineffectual threats against [[Liquid Chris]], suggesting that Liquid <s>BACK THE FUCK OFF</s> should leave [[Kacey]] alone. Rather than going into full-blown [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] as usual, Chris ''threatens to go into'' full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Chris also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying. | Chris makes vague, ineffectual threats against [[Liquid Chris]], suggesting that Liquid <s>BACK THE FUCK OFF</s> should leave [[Kacey]] alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] as usual, Chris ''threatens to go into'' full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Chris also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying. | ||
Also, Chris has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with red long sleeve shirt underneath since his [[10252009 For Kacey|second video]] declaring his love for Kacey on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious. | Also, Chris has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with red long sleeve shirt underneath since his [[10252009 For Kacey|second video]] declaring his love for Kacey on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious. | ||
Revision as of 09:25, 28 October 2009
Chris makes vague, ineffectual threats against Liquid Chris, suggesting that Liquid BACK THE FUCK OFF should leave Kacey alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown tard rage as usual, Chris threatens to go into full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Chris also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying.
Also, Chris has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with red long sleeve shirt underneath since his second video declaring his love for Kacey on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this new outfit for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to sweat profusely and avoid showering, he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly haggard and disheveled, his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.
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Transcript
[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]
Well. Mr. Mr. Chris. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kasey. I tell ya, [Crosses arms] not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you have been doing lately, [points] yeah, you cross the line. [points again] So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you don't want to make me very angry and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such.
So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. [Claw motion. Sighs]
[stands awkwardly for a quite awhile]
Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.
[switches sides]
I'll leave you with that, for now.
[Peace sign]