Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being the first upload post-Jail Saga. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two songs from Pokemon in front of a green screen, interspersed with brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Throughout the video, clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at singing or making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

Despite the improved production quality, the video somehow manages to land among the most baffling and incoherent content Chris has ever produced.

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Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned
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Stardate	16 October 2023
Subject Matter	Music Music Trolls Trolls Other Other
Performance Style	Reason Reason, Crazy Crazy
Saga	Merge Saga Merge Business Business Praetor Praetor
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (September)

Description

Glory be to all who are Light Powered, Good, Righteous and Neutrals with ability to be Good. There is only good remaining on this Earth in this Universe and Timeline as we survive and continue onward in Light Powered Glory. The worst of toxic sinners are left behind and gone; now we redeem the remainder of the minority who remain. All is and shall be good with the Ultimate Miracle and the Dimension Merge's completion. Let your auras and chakras be aligned and healed. This pair of reworded songs are appropriate with the fall of the toxic ones and the rise of the Light Powered and Good. I have been taught to use more advanced programs for video editing and then some. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart/ Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well. Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Music used: Viridian City - Instrumental • Jason Paige & Andre Betts - Viridian ... Double Trouble - Instrumental • Double Trouble (Team Rocket) Instrume...

Transcript

This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting. Get your crap together, and stop following those twerps. [Singing] Prepare for stupid, make it lucid Prepare for stupid, make it lucid Oh, we'll focus on one mouse Must we get it, we'll rule the house I'll be the doof I'll cause a fuss I'll be a major ... dumbass Prepare for stupid, make it lucid Prepare for stupid, make it lucid To really devastate the entire world To divide and segregate everyone Truth and love don't mean a thing We really sunk well below Jess... Jay... Team Rocket crashing hard into the earth We'll fight you now and widen our girth Oh yeah! Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth We'll never get paid for it Prepare for stupid, make it lucid Prepare for stupid, make it lucid We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA For what? I don't know. Have we ruled the Earth yet? What's our plan worth, if we're not the man? We epic fail and land in jail Then I'll get you out, on Trump's lack of bail Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth We'll never get paid for it [creepy laugh] We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA For what? I don't know But we rule the earth yet? What's our plan worth if we're not the man? We epic fail and land in jail [creepy laugh] Uh, what's a used plan worth? I don't know, but it's certainly quite dumb enough eeeeehhhhhhhh Here they come again guys eehhehhhhh uh? [blows a raspberry] Heh! Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stupid is all you're worth Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid Being stu.... LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S CRASHING DOWN AGAIN! Booomm! [Chris stops singing as the song ends] Oh I [cut in the video] Yay and merrily to everyone. Welcome to this. That song you just heard; that was-a dedicated to all the lingering and blocked toxic haters, s'fakers, and darkest sinners that came from the 1218 half of our Earth that has been bugging us for the longest of time. And why r'they still lingering? You're not supposed to be doin' that. Come on, get outta the picture already. You're long gone! [snaps] Hm, but anyway yesss. T-the Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control, I ascend and make my return to the internet and all that is good and wellbeing. I am divined and conneted to everything, and I know, and not know, at the same time. Between the consciousness, the subconsciousness, and the unconsciousness. I know all, I see all, I foreknow all. I've been there, done that, [snaps] everything. So now, with that, we are still admist our dimension merge completion and a moment of futureassed as you shall learn shortly enough, with the events that happened back in late February 2006. But for now, we are [clap] on the road on the road. [cut in the video] [Singing again] On the road, on the road, on the road On the road, on the road, on the road .. on the road On the road to the city of Cwcville on the road, on the road On the road to the city of Cwcville then.. the city of Cwc.. We're on the road getting stronger yah... stronger.. We left our home in Vir-gin-yah uh huh, getting stronger Well here's the plan, we're gunna head out around the world [gasp for air] Time to collect and save everyone Gotta save em' all We keep on tryin', ehh then we try some more To get to the place that's worth fighting FOOO-OOR I'm on the road, I'm on the road To the city of Cwcville Meet my friends along the way On the road, to the city of Cwcville I've got a badge and the power to ZAP IT UP [edited demonic and slow] To the city of Cwcville The city of Cwcville Ya boo a beh, and built a team And workin' out, fighting all power That's inside mm back In a moment that is yours, and yours and mine We're gunna run to keep and catch up And we're the speedy partners, we win the race We keep on tryin', and then we'll try some more To get to the place that's worth fighting for! I'm on the road, to the city of Cwcville Meet my friends along the way On the road to the city of Cwcville I've got a badge and the power I'm on the road to the city of Cwcville meet my friends and ehhh... City of Cwcville On the road to the city of Cwcville make friends on the way.. on the way! [something crashes in the background] On the road to the city of Cwcville City of Cwcville On the road to the city of Cwcville ohh, City of Cwcville On the road to the city of Cwcville hmm-mm, City of Cwcville On the road to the city of Cwcville hmm, City of Cwcville On the road to the city of Cwcville huhuh City of Cwcville On the road to the city of Cwcville suh.. City of Cwcville [The song finally ends] Hahah, perfet. Perf- [cut off] So yeah, I'm back. I'm proud, I'm more motivated, I've got the boundaries set. So, later haters, fakers, y'all gone. We're sticking with good, positivity, light power and [snaps] L-Righteousness. Keep on zappin' it up. Y'all the good ones, the good light powerand righteousness, you all continue to do excellent and very well. I know so, cuz I've got all these crosses on the palms of my hands. And the images- and the etchings of where I have been hung on that cross back in Nazareth many a millenia ago. [claps] [uncomfortable stare] See y'all later. [snaps]