Jimmy Hill
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PROTIP:
Don't vandalize the Wikipedia page for Jimmy Hill to say he's the true creator of Sonichu. Only newfags do that sort of shit
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| Jimmy Hill, valiantly teaching road safety to his Sonichu fans | ||
The Man Himself
James William Thomas Hill OBE (or "Jimmy" Hill as he's affectionately called by his millions of Sonichu fans) is an Ex-English football (Soccer, for you Americunts) player and BBC sports commentator who, unlike some faggots, went out and was fairly successful. Indeed, he was nominated for Mustache of The Year Award several times over the years. To this date, he has never once interacted with the autistic wonder; but as Chrissy's fail grows...
Well Played, Son of A Duck
In what can only be described as a stroke of genius, a clever troll extorted Chris's paranoia of being stolen from (Ironic, no?), and made the manchild believe Jimmy Hill was exploiting his creation. Frantic messages were sent to Chris's "fans"; and Jimmy Hill was savagely brutalized in the long-dead Sonichu 10. Even though the joke has become a fond memory, the newfag population insists on shouting "TRUE AND ORIGINAL CREATOR"; not realizing even Chris has caught on by now.
Alleged "Creations"
Jimmy is currently in talks about producing a Sonichu game for the Xbox (never on PS3) in Europe and Japan. The Sonichu animated (anime) series which is currently the top animated show in many European countries and is the first cartoon to have an openly gay character.
More stunning than the high quality trolling is the fact that Chris believed every word. This, my friends, takes serious delusion. The belief a famous athlete in Europe is ripping off your original character for a quick buck requires, near fatal levels of dumbfuckery.
He also responsible for making the world "Think Bike"...
Sonichu Anime? How KAWAII!
Image from the extremely popular Sonichu anime, which is the hottest show in Europe.
"Sonichu, as your TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR I command you to ZAP that wanker!"
Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.
Oh no, it's the evil Chris-Chu!
Sonichu is popular. In Europe. Srsly.
The ad that started it all.
AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
Only in today's Europe can a man who was guilty of copyright infringement create such a brilliant and lovable gay children's character!
Even the Daily Mail can't help but cover Sonichumania in Europe.
Boxes of the #1 best selling DVD in the UK Yep, I'm on TV! - Jimmy Hill's Life Story
Within seconds, all of the Jimmy Hill DVDs were sold out.
Unlike Chris, Jimmy Hill was definitely on the honor roll.
Look familiar? That's because Chris STOLE Mr. Hill's brilliant cover for his own use
