July 2016

Christine's license and "woman card."

July was the seventh month of 2016.

Events

• 1 July: Chris paid his court costs of $541, presumably with his tugboat which arrives at the start of each month.
• 8 July: Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4
• 9 July: Announcement 20160709: Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets
• 10 July: HELP, PLEASE!!!: Chris appears sick and begs for even more money
• 13 July: Chris ropes Barb into performing a begging video.
• 22 July: Chris uploads Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare, For Elisabeth, Singing "Yellow Submarine"
• 24 July: Chris gets an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching worked and he's growing female genitals.
• 26 July: Paid Video Request Reminder
• 28 July: Chris uploads Machine Romans
• 30 July: Chris uploads a video in which he reads A Girl Who Brought Down the World.

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