Lars Call

From CWCki
Revision as of 18:52, 6 November 2010 by Pfargtl9000 (talk | contribs)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Lars, with boat
The fuck that shit be??
Lars, questioning on what autism is"

The Lars Call is a 90 minute phone conversation where Chris has a discussion about addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats with a black gentleman who happens to be Jackie's on-again off-again boyfriend. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues.

Highlights

  • Jackie's miscarriage
  • Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his legos
  • Lars doesn't go to school because people play Kick the Nigga
  • Lars doesn't understand autism, after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like Aspergers
  • Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a homo. Lars hears him
  • Chris doesn't like when people say "gay" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context
  • Sonichu (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls
  • Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
  • Chris tells Lars he's a virgin, Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.
  • Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga"
  • Jackie better not burn that casserole.
  • Chris promised a parade to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did.
  • Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga
  • Chris is willing to give up the Moon and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "PS Triple"
  • Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore
  • Chris swears on the grave on his Aunt Corina he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't Patti)

Transcript

CWCism-IllBreakYouDead.png  This media needs a transcript. Help CWCki by transcribing the content. If the media is too long, transcribe select portions which are funny or informative.

External links