ShecameforCWC.JPG

It's like the Mona Lisa of Fail.

“	And by the way, that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored, that is Megan!	”
Chris, Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008

ShecameforCWC.JPG is a Rule 34 Chris drew as part of a campaign to fight ED by "replacing negativity with positivity"^{[citation needed]}. Arguably the most controversial of all of Chris's artistic canon, and this single image managed to invoke such drama and ruin the closest relationship with a person he ever had, with Megan.

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister Crystal Weston Chandler, until Chris angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in an internet video, shouting that it was Megan. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to fuck his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his best friend with whom he has no formal sexual relationship with.

Background

When Chris first discovered the ED page, he was disturbed by the number of pickles on the site. Chris, with his powers of autistic logic, thought the best idea was to replace these images with images of things that don't make Chris question his sexuality Chris likes, hence "replacing negativity with positivity."

Chris uploaded five new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.jpg but ShecameforCWC proved to be the most controversial that left trolls in total shock.

Analysis

The drawing fails in so many ways that it manages to capture the true essence of fail that is Chris:

• the artistic skills of an eight year old

• a complete unfamiliarity with the female anatomy (the vagina is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that).

• close attention to the parts that interest Chris, namely genitalia and breasts, yet a tiny head he had to squeeze in, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face."

• in contrast, Chris pays close attention to making sure he's wearing his Medallion of Fail in the scene, his eyes are fucking different colors, etc.

• a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "ShecameForCWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal.

• he's wearing his fucking medallion while having sex with a woman.

• the fact that this is his best and only friend, Megan.

Drama

With ED

Because Megan and Crystal look so much alike, and with the eyes censored, it was suggested that Chris was a sick fuck who wanted to fuck his sister. This infuriated Chris, who did not want to be a pedofork, insisting that he was showing true, honest, and STRAIGHT lovin' to his (only) friend, Megan.

Without thinking of the implications that he drew him fingering his best friend, a friend who constantly spurned his sexual advances^{[citation needed]}, Chris focused on making people sure that he was just fingering Megan and NOT Crystal.

With Megan

Email correspondence revealed the depth of Megan's pain and Chris's (faux) remorse:

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 6:23:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: I am sooooo sorry

 

I didn't realize how much of an... a-hole I could have been; I was caught up in the rage from that weekend in November when I did that; I couldn't even see straight. But I have done what I should have done long ago; inform AOL, as well as other places on the web who can take down offensive websites and pages.

I've really shot myself in the foot, and I am sorry. Not only am I mad at myself for being such a complete enraged a-hole, but my rage against those jerks who put that page up in the first place arose with greater flame, because my closest friend got hurt emotionally (that's you).

I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

And I am prepared to repeat that hundred times from the bottom of my hurting heart.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 7:33 am
Subject: well...

 

I just don't know what to say now.... I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. Between that and my recent heartbreak how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now. You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep. So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please d on't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now. I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place. That's all I can think to say right now I'm sorry, we'll just see ~Megan

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Today

Christian's remorse turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, citing the fact he needed "sexy images".

The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame.