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The Watch & Win Sweepstakes was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Out of the one hundred prizes on offer, | The Watch & Win Sweepstakes was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Out of the one hundred prizes on offer, there were apparently two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree. This seminal event is cited as the pinnacle of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Weston Chandler's]] entire existence, and the beginning of his rapid decline into the man-child he is today. | ||
The report emphasizes how he won the competition via his video gaming skill, and not due to a combination of sheer luck and overtly attentive [[autistic]] focusing on minor details no normal human would give a shit about (freak). | The report emphasizes how he won the competition via his video gaming skill, and not due to a combination of sheer luck and overtly attentive [[autistic]] focusing on minor details no normal human would give a shit about (freak). | ||
Based on this, Chris has since entered [[Pixelated_PS3|every]][[Harvey Birdman Commercial|contest]] he can and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|expects]] to [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|win]] on account of his autism. | Based on this, Chris has since entered [[Pixelated_PS3|every]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|contest]] he can and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|expects]] to [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|win]] on account of his autism. | ||
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Revision as of 20:39, 15 June 2009
The Watch & Win Sweepstakes was a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Out of the one hundred prizes on offer, there were apparently two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree. This seminal event is cited as the pinnacle of Christian Weston Chandler's entire existence, and the beginning of his rapid decline into the man-child he is today.
The report emphasizes how he won the competition via his video gaming skill, and not due to a combination of sheer luck and overtly attentive autistic focusing on minor details no normal human would give a shit about (freak).
Based on this, Chris has since entered every contest he can and expects to win on account of his autism.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it. |