Sonichu and Rosechu's children
Cerah (sometimes spelled Cera), Christine and Robbie are the children of Sonichu and Rosechu. Cerah is the oldest, then Christine, and finally Robbie.[1]
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.[1] Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of Pokémon canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that his readers are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.
The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in Sonichu Issue 9, as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist a hideous manchild in his quest for balls.
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason.
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