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'''Shigeru Miyamoto''' (Japanese: 宮本 茂) (born: 16 November 1952) is the creator of some of [[Nintendo]]'s (and gaming's) most legendary video game franchises such as [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Super Mario Bros.'']], [[Clawdorf|''The Legend of Zelda'']] and [[List of Chris's games#Nintendo 64 (N64)|''Star Fox'']], and is a colleague of former Nintendo of America president [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].
'''Crystal Weston Chandler''' is the fictional twin sister of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with along with some narcissistic pleasure and [[Tomgirl Pictures|gender identity issues]] with seeing himself as an [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|attractive female]]. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, the perfect daughter, and the perfect female self so easily intersect, it is hard ''not'' to arrive at a conclusion involving [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].


Back in 2009, he engaged in preliminary discussions with [[Chris]] regarding the possibility of making a [[Sonichu (game)|''Sonichu'' game]] for the Nintendo platform. Unfortunately for Chris, these discussions, and the opportunity to develop a ''Sonichu'' game franchise with a major gaming label, ultimately fell through. Eventually, it came to light that "Miyamoto" was none other than [[Clyde Cash]], using the Nintendo designer's likeness as a disguise early on in his trolling career.
Crystal's origin is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 5]], where she is made manifest by Chris employing his [[anchuent powers]] and [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to split into two ([[pickle|nearly]]) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same [[Chris and fashion|outfits]] and even have the same superpowers, although she lacks her brother's [[heterochromia]]. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.


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Revision as of 13:52, 26 April 2024

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Crystal Weston Chandler is the fictional twin sister of Christian Weston Chandler. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with along with some narcissistic pleasure and gender identity issues with seeing himself as an attractive female. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, the perfect daughter, and the perfect female self so easily intersect, it is hard not to arrive at a conclusion involving incest.

Crystal's origin is depicted in Sub-Episode 5, where she is made manifest by Chris employing his anchuent powers and Heart Torch of Fail to split into two (nearly) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same outfits and even have the same superpowers, although she lacks her brother's heterochromia. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.

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