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'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Like Chris's [[Bionic the Hedgehog|other]] [[Blake|lazy recolors]], his name is a [[random-access humor|lame pun]]: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'', and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with [[Mewtwo]], who is incidentally Magi-Chan's [[homos|husband]] and [[Chris and sex#Incest|father]]. He <s>is</s> [[Sonichu 10|was]] probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional [[Homos|homosexual]] undertones.
'''Crystal Weston Chandler''' is the fictional twin sister of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with along with some narcissistic pleasure and [[Tomgirl Pictures|gender identity issues]] with seeing himself as an [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|attractive female]]. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, the perfect daughter, and the perfect female self so easily intersect, it is hard ''not'' to arrive at a conclusion involving [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].


Since mid-[[2017]], Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him [[Chris and reality|in the real world]], eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The [[Idea Guys]], injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New ''facts'' about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early [[2018]]. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was [[polyamorous marriage|his husband]], as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and one of Chris's [[Twitter]] sockpuppets, usurping [[Night Star]].
Crystal's origin is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 5]], where she is made manifest by Chris employing his [[anchuent powers]] and [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to split into two ([[pickle|nearly]]) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same [[Chris and fashion|outfits]] and even have the same superpowers, although she lacks her brother's [[heterochromia]]. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.


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Revision as of 13:52, 26 April 2024

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Crystal Weston Chandler is the fictional twin sister of Christian Weston Chandler. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with along with some narcissistic pleasure and gender identity issues with seeing himself as an attractive female. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, the perfect daughter, and the perfect female self so easily intersect, it is hard not to arrive at a conclusion involving incest.

Crystal's origin is depicted in Sub-Episode 5, where she is made manifest by Chris employing his anchuent powers and Heart Torch of Fail to split into two (nearly) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same outfits and even have the same superpowers, although she lacks her brother's heterochromia. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.

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