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Carlos Chantor was Chris's alias during his short career as a male escort.

Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart Jackie. He tried joining with Charlottesville's "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for bent, autistic virgins with rage, he made a profile (now deleted) at Escorts.com, apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather rough trade. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too homosexual). After a certain prank call inquired about watersports however, he quickly reverted his decision. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville.

Shockingly, no one called Chris up.

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