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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] •  [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''25 September''' - Sockness '''[https://archive.fo/vS8ac proclaims on Reddit]''' that he has secured transport to visit Chris in person.
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*'''23 September''' - A full decade passes since '''[[Kacey Call 21|the last time Chris applied for a job]].'''
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*'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]].
*'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'.
*'''10 September''' - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) [[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|'''laments''']] the loss of his friends in the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also [[Chris and reality|alleges]] that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in [[Jacob Sockness|California]], yet Chris's own body remains safely in [[Ruckersville]]. 
*'''7 September''' - [[Jacob Sockness]] '''[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app forges]''' a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]] on [[Reddit]], asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and [[homos|marry]] for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/ affirms]''' through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic.
*'''6 September''' - [[Barb]] takes the '''[[Dodge Caravan]]''' for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris [[beg]]s for the money, asking [[fans]] to give the money through business associate [[Jacob Sockness]].


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
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<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''4 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom]]''', a song he was singing in both [[March 2024|March 24]] [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|accidental streams]].
*'''26 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4]]'''.
*'''22 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]'''.
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
*'''14 April''' - After over three weeks, Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#On Leaked Chats|returns to Twitter]]''' to complain over leaked chats.


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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''27 April''' - [[Catboy Ranch|Picture of Chris editing]] [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging#Part 3|Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore|Art request for Sockness lore]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]


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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 00:18, 4 May 2024

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
40
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates


Recently Uncovered Info


Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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