| {{quote|"Since Agust [sic], [[2003]]," Christian Weston Chandler said, "I’ve been trying to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-22-year old girl.” His methods were sound and [[fail|well-thought]]; [[Attraction Sign|simple signs]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|looking cool]], and "[[Attraction_Location#Attraction_time|chilling]]" in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|most]] [[University of Virginia|social]] [[Fashion Square Mall|places]]. His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of [[Noviophobia]], where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A [[JERK|Jerk]].” His thoughts are sound as the [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|Boyfriend Factor]] is so high, it leaves him with no pretty ladies to choose from. So, if there are any pretty ladies without a…Boyfriend, you can find this [[So Lonesome|lonesome]] prince hanging at the Fashion Square mall Saturday afternoons, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch. Don’t let his friendly smile fool you; he is hurting inside. Please help Chris have a Happy Holiday. |[[Chris]], "Sad, Lonely, and Very Depressed,"[[Sonichu's News Dash]] #6, [[December 2004]] }} | | {{quote|nooo!! that's my friend [[Christian Weston Chandler|christian]]!! you should take this down...he's [[autism|autistic]] and does [[April 16 Fetish Vids|whatever]] the [[Trolls|internet]] [[Chris humps his PS3|tells]] him [[A CWC Audition|to]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|do]] :(|[[Anna]] on [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Ritchie]] posting a pic of Chris on [http://twitpic.com/s7pfi her Twitter account] }} |