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Alright, let's do this then

CWCSightings

In June 2010, a period where Chris had no website and was making an effort to avoid YouTube the manchild was suddenly, and rather unexpected found and photographed at Fridays After Five. In light of this discovery CWCki put up a small banner inviting anybody who had seen Chris IRL to snap some photographs and submit them to the CWCki in return for a bounty of Pickles or China. Nothing came of this offer at first, possibly because the trolls were too preoccupied with Chris's increasingly disturbing flipnotes to consider IRL encounters.

The first confirmed sighting sent in to the CWCki occurred on 3 July 2010, when an intrepid young troll spotted Chris and his father causing a din at Burger king. More CWCSightings are expected in the near future.

Sighting 1: Coffee Place

Photographic evidence

The first eyewitness report of Chris being Chris outside of his bedroom paints the image of Chris as we've always known him: unpleasant, argumentative and stupid. The witness's writeup suggested that Chris was there against his will, the reluctant company of Bob Chandler, who was there to enjoy a deal on coffee, set up for senior citizens.

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