Template:Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

1,203 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. Record streak: 1,211 days

2,146 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

2,579 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon.
On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self.

Usage

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This template is no longer required due to Chris' arrest for incest. It is retained for historical reasons and/or when Chris re-joins the internet.

How to update

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

1. Find the date and time of Chris’s latest coping method.
2. Replace the old time and date in the format YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. The time zone should be UTC, and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
3. Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
4. The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see Template:Counter for details.
5. Streak counter began on 7/25/2021