New user, aspiring Christorian, long-time pizza connoisseur, and enthusiasm enthusiast. I'm getting used to wiki syntax once again, I only remember some basics. Please correct any errors that I make in formatting.
This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.
This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
|Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!|
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.