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Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
BLANK Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
Thorg Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
Homo Homo
This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate.
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Naïve Naïve
This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
Warrior Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.
ED Encyclopedia Dramatica User
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
The Maple Leaf Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags.
Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

"On the right,
Words bleed in delicious erratic motions
To waltz and lunge deeply onto the frail paper dungeons

With grace, spill their stealthy meaning
In a radical pattern of altered spinning
Words bleeding

A lunatic exorcism of impulsive literary stings
Serving the untainted delight of devious cunnings
Words bleeding

Lucidity may well drown in abstract pondering
Following the so crucial anchor into the deepest Inner Ring
For magnificent moments flow uninvited
As benevolent spirits soaring
Just melt the armor
And taste the nectar divine
The expanded sensorial shelter
Of one's Inner Shrine

Corruption of a logic understanding
I stand naked on an insubstantial sun
Telling stories to diseased seraph
Feeble from their linear addiction

'Cos memories and huge bipedal monsters
Don't agree with each other
A fusion so delicate
The nails entering lightly, further and further

The necessary why and what of a written autopsy
Disgust the fact that a fact is a fact
Hack the holy artifact so exact in its contract
Disincarnate, it is easier to discuss the optical lunar tree

Bad men, bad meaningless mean men
You should not be bothered when the soul is adrift
Seconds are precious
Feel them deeply

With grace, spill their stealthy meaning
In a radical pattern of altered spinning words"