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Chris describes his teeth as '''Fangs'''. Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|effects]] as [[Biological clock|well]]). The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.
'''Finland''' (Finnish: ''Suomi'') is a northern European country which borders [[Russia]], {{w|Norway}} and [[PewDiePie|Sweden]]. [[Chris]] has traveled to the country on at least two occasions in [[2024]], making it the only country outside the [[United States]] which he is known to have visited. On both trips he was spotted with [[Flutter]] at shopping centers in the capital city of {{w|Helsinki}}.


Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.
In [[April 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and briefly filmed shopping at the Arabia Shopping Centre in Helsinki. Chris was subsequently spotted at {{w|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport}} on 24 [[May 2024]], wearing the same coat. Dallas Fort Worth is a major airline hub with direct flights to Helsinki, so it is likely that Chris had a layover there on his way back to Virginia. On 27 [[September 2024]], Chris was seen in Helsinki by a store employee who leaked a cropped still from the security camera to a co-worker who then posted it to the Internet. The following day, Chris and Flutter were spotted walking at the Mall of Tripla, by an observer who took a brief video clip.


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Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least two occasions in 2024, making it the only country outside the United States which he is known to have visited. On both trips he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki.

In April 2024, Chris and Flutter were spotted and briefly filmed shopping at the Arabia Shopping Centre in Helsinki. Chris was subsequently spotted at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on 24 May 2024, wearing the same coat. Dallas Fort Worth is a major airline hub with direct flights to Helsinki, so it is likely that Chris had a layover there on his way back to Virginia. On 27 September 2024, Chris was seen in Helsinki by a store employee who leaked a cropped still from the security camera to a co-worker who then posted it to the Internet. The following day, Chris and Flutter were spotted walking at the Mall of Tripla, by an observer who took a brief video clip.

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