Clyde E-mails

These set of Clyde e-mails showcase a collection of communications between Christian Weston Chandler and Clyde Cash. The e-mails show a number of things, the biggest thing of all is that, for a year, Chris had pined for PandaHalo, going so far as to hold on to PSN accounts he created for her.

Yo chris, check out Rabbichoso! It's gonna be big! 2/3/09

sonichu.info, sorry for hijacking your old domain man, but a man's gotta advertise you know? anyway, this is what i've been working on for a while. just to let you know. love clyde

Your pencil sketches are truly a sight. ...A Sight for Ventilation Cracks. Your drawings are just terrible and sketchy. Peace, Christian C. P.S. If Sarah is Truly with you right now, please ask her to e-mail me from her e-mail address very soon, so I can hear the Truth from her personal words.

2/17/09

Clyde, I thank you for your offer to help me in my situation, in the event of my parent's passing. I will accept your offer to help, and when you call my family, please feel free to introduce yourself to them, talk politely to them, and state your business calmly and slowly. I will listen to you, in writing, so I can better understand you. Thank you. Peace, Christian C.

Chris, you've never accepted my help before, you've also ignored Vivian's advice. I haven't seen any change in your lifestyle. I hate lies, you know. My message to you is just a warning. I mean, most men your age would have already moved out... - Clyde

2/24/09

We're sending Julie off to China in 9 hours. You have failed me yet again, Chris-chan. - Clyde

I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to Cleaveland tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and I have the support of God, my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland, Ohio for Julie. Christian C.

I'll go buy the fanciest chocolate I can as I promised. - Clyde

2/27/09

I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max. Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views.  :) Peace, Christian C.

Hi, Clyde 10/25/09

I have a little something that I think you do not want spread around and around on the internet. A certain picture... "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout." If you do not want this picture spread, then YOU DO AS I SAY. I only ask for two things; a video on YOUR "TheGreggMays" YouTube where you SHOW YOUR TRUE FACE and TELL US ALL YOUR REAL NAME, WHERE YOU LIVE and that YOU are no better than a lowly catipiller with TRUE DETAILS ABOUT YOURSELF, and that you PROMISE, with BOTH HANDS facing the camera, that you will NEVER bother me, Christian Weston Chandler, or do any Villanous Trolling EVER AGAIN. And the other thing is simply to cut yourself AWAY from the internet and LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ALONE FOREVER. You have until October 26, 2009 at 11:30 PM. You fufill my wishes, and I Promise, Hand-To-God, to delete ALL traces of the picture from all my hard drives. If you do not, or fail to respond by the deadline, I'll show off your pic for all to see. Live in Peace or Stress; Make Your Choice. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler.

You don't have the balls to do anything.

A real man fights with no weapons. 3/11/10

Also, you're still mad? God damn, it's been a year, get over it. (She isn't dead. I lied about that to get you to stop pursuing her.) If you actually did some research (which I knew you wouldn't do) the fires weren't even near Sarah. Congrats, you fail at everything.

You still raped her, and you got her pregnant, you bastard! I will never forgive you for that!

It isn't rape if she enjoys it :D Also my daughter's name is Penny. I'll make sure you never touch her you sick bastard.

I have one request for you, Clyde. 3/13/10

I still have full control over the PSN account I had originally created for Sarah; considering you have a PS3 or two, and IF she really is alive, I would like to hand over control of that account directly to her. I've held onto it for over a year, so I'm not going to give it to her through you. All I ask is for SARAH, herself, to e-mail me within the next few days from her old e-mail (@gmail.com) address, of which the account is linked to. I want her to tell me in her own words, in great detail, what had happened since she and I last talked in December of 2008. And I want her to attach a current .jpg photo of herself (a family photo with you and/or "Penny" is optional). After I have the full confirmation and confidence that it is her truly, I will e-mail her the current password to her PSN, so then she may do with it as she pleases; change the mailing address, update the e-mail, change the password, etc. And I can feel better knowing I can relinquish the account from my PS3 with her having full control of it. ONLY I am on her Friends List, and I would appreciate it if it would stay that way (do not remove me). Clyde, if you permit me this one communication between her and me, I will forgive you for all of your misdeeds against me, and Sarah, and leave you all be peace (with you leaving me and mine be peace as well). This is all I ask, so I can make certain she has been alive and well and move on with that little peace of mind. I thank you for your time in reading this message, good sir. And I wish you a good and safe day. Christian W. Chandler.