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The Lars Call is a 90 minute phone conversation where Chris has a discussion about addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats with a [[Niggos|black]] gentleman who happens to be [[Jackie|Jackie's]] on-again off-again [[jerk|boyfriend]]. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues. | The Lars Call is a 90 minute phone conversation where Chris has a discussion about addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats with a [[Niggos|black]] gentleman who happens to be [[Jackie|Jackie's]] on-again off-again [[jerk|boyfriend]]. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues. | ||
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* Jackie | * Jackie had a miscarriage | ||
* Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his legos | * Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his legos | ||
* Lars doesn't go to school because people play [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]] | * Lars doesn't go to school because people play [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]] | ||
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* Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga" | * Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga" | ||
* Jackie better not burn that casserole. | * Jackie better not burn that casserole. | ||
* Chris promised a parade to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did. | * Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did. | ||
* Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga | * Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga | ||
* Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3|PS Triple]]" | * Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3|PS Triple]]" | ||
* Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore | * Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore | ||
* Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]) | * Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]) | ||
* Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching [[Bob| old white men]] dying. | * Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching [[Bob|old white men]] dying. | ||
* More bitching about trolls. | * More bitching about trolls. | ||
* Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass | |||
* Chris picks up Ebonics about half way in. | |||
* Chris would shoot Michael Snyder if he had the chance. [[lie|Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris]] | |||
* Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's strong and would kick their ass (only if they hit first) | |||
* Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars is mildly offended. They both hold up their fists in solidarity. | |||
* The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris. | |||
* Chris will make things right | |||
* Lars burned his boats because wants Jackie back. | |||
* Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as "Ram-rod" in High School | |||
* Chris talks about his [[Cherokee]] heritage. He's not a "casino nigga" | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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Revision as of 18:16, 6 November 2010
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The Lars Call is a 90 minute phone conversation where Chris has a discussion about addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats with a black gentleman who happens to be Jackie's on-again off-again boyfriend. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues.
Summary
- Jackie had a miscarriage
- Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his legos
- Lars doesn't go to school because people play Kick the Nigga
- Lars doesn't understand autism, after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like Aspergers
- Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a homo. Lars hears him
- Chris doesn't like when people say "gay" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context
- Sonichu (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls
- Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
- Chris tells Lars he's a virgin, Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.
- Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga"
- Jackie better not burn that casserole.
- Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did.
- Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga
- Chris is willing to give up the Moon and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "PS Triple"
- Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore
- Chris swears on the grave on his Aunt Corina he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't Patti)
- Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching old white men dying.
- More bitching about trolls.
- Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass
- Chris picks up Ebonics about half way in.
- Chris would shoot Michael Snyder if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris
- Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's strong and would kick their ass (only if they hit first)
- Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars is mildly offended. They both hold up their fists in solidarity.
- The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.
- Chris will make things right
- Lars burned his boats because wants Jackie back.
- Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as "Ram-rod" in High School
- Chris talks about his Cherokee heritage. He's not a "casino nigga"
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