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| | name = Chris-chan supports Gay Rights
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| | Stardate = 05 March, 2010
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| | Maker = Me
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| | Subject = [[Chris]]
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| ==The Contents of Lyrics and the Eerie Similarities with Chris's Condition==
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| You may be wondering what the fuck that title means. Allow me to enlighten you.
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| While I was listening to the song "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer, I encountered this lyric:
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| {{Quote|Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes<br/>
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| Lose all mind control rationale declines<br/>
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| Empty eyes enslave the creations<br/>
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| Of placid faces and lifeless pageants}}
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| When I heard this, I started to recall the qualities of Chris that matched those lyrics. I don't think that the members of Slayer have telepathy or foresight, and I know fully well that they wrote this song specifically about the necrophiliac serial killer Ed Gein, but the images of Chris that are conjured up when I hear this are almost too hard to ignore. Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, I shall perform an analysis.
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| [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|left|Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes]]
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| '''Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes''': The first part refers to the creepily childish way he draws smiles on his characters, which are similar in appearance to the letter J. As was stated in the [[Chris and art]] article, most children stop drawing their smiles this way by the time they enter the first grade. Chris never made this leap in development. His body keeps growing older, but the growth of his mind has been stunted. The second part of the lyric refers to Chris's [[creepy stare]]. Due to his [[autism]], Chris has a hard time with making facial expressions and reading the facial expressions of others. With these factors in mind, it always looks like Chris is up to something sinister because his expression almost never changes.
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| [[Image:Cumguzzlingchris1.jpg|thumb|right|Lose all mind control rationale declines]]
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| '''Lose all mind control rationale declines''': This refers to how Chris is becoming even more insane as the years go by. To be fair, Chris never really had that much mental stability, what with [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|believing that cartoons characters are literally real]] in an alternate universe. However, it seems that with every new "sweetheart" that Chris encounters, his actions become even more irrational. One of the earliest instances of his mind's decay was when he made a picture of himself in his Sonichu form having [[PandaHalo]] sign a contract with her blood. With every new sweetheart that Chris encounters, he appears to be more committed to them than the last one. Chris performed some of his most absurd displays during the [[Ivy]] saga, including the [[April 16 Fetish Vids]] and the [[Bunny Hop]] video. The comics themselves also exemplify Chris's descent into the endless void of insanity. [[Sonichu 0|When Sonichu first started]], it was a simple, childish story about the adventures of a copyright-infringing creature named Sonichu. As the comic progressed, we saw Chris destroy an [[Bagget|officer's]] home simply because he was arresting Chris for being creepy, shoot out [[Liquid Chris|a man's]] [[Sonichu Special 4|kneecaps]] out of petty jealousy, destroy an [[4-cent_garbage|office building]] simply because the [[Trolls|people]] inside were being mean to him, and this all culminates to the [[Sonichu 10|point]] where he [[Alec|executes]] [[Sean|four]] [[Evan|innocent]] [[Mao|people]] in the most gruesome ways he could imagine simply because they made a [[Fan:Asperchu|series]] of [[Fan:Simonchu|satirical]] [[Fan:Moon-Pals|comics]] based on Sonichu. Only time will tell what other bizarre and scary acts Chris might do if his mental deterioration continues.
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| '''Empty eyes enslave the creations''':
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| '''Of placid faces and lifeless pageants''':
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| I'll finish this later.
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