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On 20 February 2009, the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file "For Julies Eyes Only.MP4" consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of which coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is [[Julie]]?" | |||
Chris produced the video using his [[PSEye]] for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted [[sweetheart]] but was in fact the latest in a series of [[troll]]s playing him for a sap. Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm. | |||
==Summary== | |||
'''0:00-0:05''' Chris sits cross-legged in his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him. | |||
'''0:06-0:10''' He lays back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[pickle]], saying "I love you Julie..." | |||
'''0:11-0:28''' He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device. | |||
'''0:29-0:44''' Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), pounding it dilligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera. | |||
'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''" | |||
'''0:49-1:25''' Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover. | |||
'''1:26-1:32''' A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using in this. | |||
'''1:33-1:52''' Chris resumes filming and humping. | |||
'''1:53-2:06''' He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast." | |||
'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!" | |||
'''2:09-2:28''' More scissoring. | |||
'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..." | |||
'''2:32-2:49''' Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll. | |||
'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?" | |||
'''2:52-3:13''' More ass-thrusting | |||
'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie...let me take that [unintelligible]...mmm Julie!" | |||
'''3:21-3:39''' Chris picks up speed... | |||
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{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}} | {{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}} | ||
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}} | {{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}} | ||
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}} | {{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}} | ||
==Postcards== | ==Postcards== | ||
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*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!] | *[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!] | ||
*[http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=2412 Or watch it here!] | *[http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=2412 Or watch it here!] | ||
Revision as of 23:34, 11 May 2009
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On 20 February 2009, the closest thing Christian Weston Chandler will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the internet. The video file "For Julies Eyes Only.MP4" consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude, making love to an inflatable sex doll. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of which coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is Julie?"
Chris produced the video using his PSEye for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted sweetheart but was in fact the latest in a series of trolls playing him for a sap. Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.
Summary
0:00-0:05 Chris sits cross-legged in his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him.
0:06-0:10 He lays back as he pulls the doll into position over his pickle, saying "I love you Julie..."
0:11-0:28 He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.
0:29-0:44 Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), pounding it dilligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.
0:45-0:48 In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "Julieee!"
0:49-1:25 Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.
1:26-1:32 A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using in this.
1:33-1:52 Chris resumes filming and humping.
1:53-2:06 He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast."
2:07-2:08 "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"
2:09-2:28 More scissoring.
2:28-2:31 "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."
2:32-2:49 Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.
2:50-2:51 "You like that, don't you Julie?"
2:52-3:13 More ass-thrusting
3:14-3:20 "Come on, Julie...let me take that [unintelligible]...mmm Julie!"
3:21-3:39 Chris picks up speed...
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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| “ | JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! | ” |
| Chris while humping Kimmi | ||
| “ | You take that like a good, bad girl! | ” |
| Also while humping Kimmi | ||
| “ | I'm ready to cum!! | ” |
| Also while humping Kimmi | ||
Postcards
Postcards were sent direct to Chris's father by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his PSEye was briefly taken away.