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[[Chloe]] is the made up girlfriend that [[Chris]] made up after breaking up with [[Blanca]]. Partial codename for [[PandaHalo]] but still described as a separate entity. | [[Chloe]] is the made up girlfriend that [[Chris]] made up after breaking up with [[Blanca]]. Partial codename for [[PandaHalo]] but still described as a separate entity. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
In an IRC chat in the wee hours of [[2008#October|26 October 2008]], Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWS in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]] which already raises suspicions why he was depressed about [[Blanca]] if he already met a new sweetheart) at the local [[GameStop]] in person while the both of them were preordering [[LittleBigPlanet]]. Chris then alleges he had his first date at Taco Bell and then "kissed deeply" and made it to second base with her. | In an [[IRC]] chat in the wee hours of [[2008#October|26 October 2008]], Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWS in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]] which already raises suspicions why he was depressed about [[Blanca]] if he already met a new sweetheart) at the local [[GameStop]] in person while the both of them were preordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Chris then alleges he had his first date at Taco Bell and then "kissed deeply" and made it to second base with her. | ||
Chris says that Chloe is his [[sweetheart|"VIRGIN-TAKER"]] and that she took his [[ED]] page "with a grain of salt." | Chris says that Chloe is his [[sweetheart|"VIRGIN-TAKER"]] and that she took his [[ED]] page "with a grain of salt." | ||
Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]] where Chris nervously announces her existence. In the video, he announces he will possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place. | Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]] where Chris nervously announces her existence. In the video, he announces he will possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place. | ||
[[Image:ChloeRosechu.png|thumb|left|The name "Chloe" may have been inspired by Panda's fan creation, Chloe Rosechu (who also appears in the corner of [[Sonichu 9]])]] | |||
[[Image:ChloeRosechu.png|thumb|left|The name "Chloe" may have been inspired by Panda's fan creation, Chloe Rosechu (who also appears in the corner of ''[[Sonichu 9]]'')]] | |||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
Due to Chris's short term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on [[CWCipedia]] that Panda created a fan character named Chloe Rosechu) but he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly (by making up a story about how he met Chloe at GameStop, how they kissed IRL, how they went on a date to Taco Bell, etc.). Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to his (non existent) [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]] and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like. | Due to Chris's short term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on [[CWCipedia]] that Panda created a fan character named Chloe Rosechu) but he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly (by making up a story about how he met Chloe at GameStop, how they kissed IRL, how they went on a date to Taco Bell, etc.). Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to his (non existent) [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]] and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like. | ||
Revision as of 04:35, 20 September 2009
Chloe is the made up girlfriend that Chris made up after breaking up with Blanca. Partial codename for PandaHalo but still described as a separate entity.
Background
In an IRC chat in the wee hours of 26 October 2008, Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWS in this video which already raises suspicions why he was depressed about Blanca if he already met a new sweetheart) at the local GameStop in person while the both of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet. Chris then alleges he had his first date at Taco Bell and then "kissed deeply" and made it to second base with her.
Chris says that Chloe is his "VIRGIN-TAKER" and that she took his ED page "with a grain of salt."
Chloe was formally introduced in the Q&A video of 27 October 2008 where Chris nervously announces her existence. In the video, he announces he will possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place.
Aftermath
Due to Chris's short term memory and inaction on the part of trolls, Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on CWCipedia that Panda created a fan character named Chloe Rosechu) but he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly (by making up a story about how he met Chloe at GameStop, how they kissed IRL, how they went on a date to Taco Bell, etc.). Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly lying to his (non existent) fanbase and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like.