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{{quote|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].
{{quote|I feel like [[Japan]] is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|personal]] [[Sightings (2024)|experience]] on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the [[Chris and the law|justice system]] can be wrongfully biased.|Chris's [[May 2024 social media posts|most recent tweet]].}}
 
You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do [[Chris and anger|isn't even funny]]. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your [[Crash into slumber|daily lives]] [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was [[Liquid Chris|dried up]] years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] [[Chris and health|It's sick.]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM]]. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] [[Basement Rosechus|basement-dwelling]] [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having [[My Little Pony|empathy and compassion for them]].
 
[[White knight|I used to be like you morons]], [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a [[Life Upgrade|life]] now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all [[Noviophobia|made an effort]] to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[Julie|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].
 
Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even [[JULAAAY|writing your own commentary anymore]].
 
[[Mailbag 52|Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.]]|William Elliot Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE.}}
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Revision as of 12:17, 12 May 2024

“ I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased. ”
Chris's most recent tweet.


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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from Chris, or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable. Also, this is a wiki - PLEASE WIKIFY (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.

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