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[[Image:snagglepuss.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Jack]]
[[Jack Thaddeus]] (D.O.B. unknown) is a [[troll]] who is the possible successor of [[Clyde Cash]] and is responsible for various [[PSN]] related trollings with [[Chris]].
[[Jack Thaddeus]] (D.O.B. unknown) is a [[troll]] who is the possible successor of [[Clyde Cash]] and is responsible for various [[PSN]] related trollings with [[Chris]].


The events surrounding the appearance of Jack are shrouded in mystery. Who he is, what his goals are, and with whom he is aligned are all unknowns. It is hoped that, in time, these questions will be answered as Jack emerges from the shadow of his predecessor Clyde Cash.
The events surrounding the appearance of Jack are shrouded in mystery. Who he is, what his goals are, and with whom he is aligned are all unknowns. It is hoped that, in time, these questions will be answered as Jack emerges from the shadow of his predecessor Clyde Cash.


==PSN hackings==
What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris' performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.
What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris' performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.


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==CWCipedia advertisements==
==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|Jack's ads.]]
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|Jack's ads.]]
In [[November 2009]], Jack allegedly purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a gay rights website (noting that the creator and hero of [[Family Guy]] both support gay rights, and using the hated word "naïve"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic <s>pickle</s> [[pickle|cactus]] mascot. Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "I'll deal with him myself."
In [[November 2009]], Jack allegedly purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "naïve"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic <s>pickle</s> [[pickle|cactus]] mascot.  
 
Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "I'll deal with him myself."


To this day, they're still present.
To this day, they're still present.
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Bryan Bash]]
*[[Bryan Bash]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]


[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Revision as of 18:13, 6 December 2009

Jack Thaddeus (D.O.B. unknown) is a troll who is the possible successor of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various PSN related trollings with Chris.

The events surrounding the appearance of Jack are shrouded in mystery. Who he is, what his goals are, and with whom he is aligned are all unknowns. It is hoped that, in time, these questions will be answered as Jack emerges from the shadow of his predecessor Clyde Cash.

PSN hackings

What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into dry-humping his PS3 and singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay". Unimpressed by Chris' performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.

It is possible that Jack is not alone in his endeavors. Chris has referenced a "Samantha", who possibly worked under the alias of "Oxyclean Fanatic", in the videos mentioned previously. This could stem either from Chris's stupidity or from the presence of a co-conspirator in the trollings.

CWCipedia advertisements

Jack's ads.

In November 2009, Jack allegedly purchased advertising space on the CWCipedia. One banner ad linked to a gay rights website (noting that the creator and hero of Family Guy both support gay rights, and using the hated word "naïve"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic pickle cactus mascot.

Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and demanded that the ads be removed. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "I'll deal with him myself."

To this day, they're still present.

See also