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[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|200px|left|CURSE YOU, IAN, FOR TRYING TO STEAL CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER.]]
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s CPU Blue Heart be renamed.


Behold the mistake of God. '''Ian Brandon Anderson''' (who purports to be born '''[[CChanSonichuCWC|Christopher Weston Chandler]]]''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a perverse, [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[niggos|racist]], overweight, delusional "[[autism|high-functioning autistic]]" [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and claims to be creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a brilliant crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] created by the true Christian Weston Chandler, [[CChanSonichuCWC]].
According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].


He goes by many names, including "Ian," "[[Christopher's name change|Irwin]] Ian Brandon Anderson," and simply "Ian". He is unusually proud of his initials "IBA" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns of the phrase "I be a".


Ian's adult life has been largely defined by his goal of stealing ''Sonichu'' to turn it into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] white girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up| sweetheart from the ground-up]]."
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In late [[2007]], Ian became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his impersonation of Chris, wearing his own homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his laughably childlike ripoff artwork about his unoriginal Sonichu attempt, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. Ian's reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. Yes, friends, it gets far worse.
 
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Latest revision as of 19:48, 23 March 2026

CPU Blue Heart Real.png

In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed.

According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".


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