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In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s CPU Blue Heart be renamed.


[[Chris]] doesn't understand the value of money. This is well-known, but nowhere is it better illustrated than in the log of his '''[[PlayStation Network]] game downloads'''.
According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].


Acquired by [[Clyde Cash]] and other trolls, the data show that Chris has spent in the vicinity of $2,500 -- as of the fall of [[2009]] -- on videos, game content, and other purchases through the PSN. His [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|video downloads]] are catalogued elsewhere. This list attempts to catalog the games and game "upgrades" Chris has bought so far.


Many of his spending decisions boggle the mind. He has, for instance, spent around $30 on nothing but furniture and character clothing for ''PlayStation@Home'', Sony's universally-panned ''Second Life'' knockoff. Nearly $20 went towards new characters and ball designs for ''High Velocity Bowling'' (which didn't stop him also buying two more PlayStation bowling games). The bill for his [[LittleBigPlanet]] downloads, of course, hardly bears thinking about.
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Since his PSN purchases are paid for with a credit card, they are responsible for the lion's share of Chris's deepening debt.
 
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Latest revision as of 19:48, 23 March 2026

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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed.

According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".


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